Without markers.... I wouldn't be able to cook because a toddler would be yanking on my pants
Without markers...I wouldn't be able to use the bathroom - a toddler would be splashing in the bowl
Without markers...I could never answer the phone - a toddler would be yapping along with me. (Not that the grandparents or aunts could mind; the bank lady is another story).
Really, without markers...there would be no peace in this house.
Without markers...I probably wouldn't have marker footprints smeared all over the kitchen floor right now, but where's the fun in that?!